science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
people should just reply to anon hate with this
"for my science fair project i did an experiment to see if i could bring back the bubonic plague and—"
[men in hazmat suits break down door yelling QUARANTINE]
[principal quickly slaps an A+ on my project before being tackled]
"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says
"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says
"Man up," the strong female character says
"Shut the fuck up," I whisper
#stop using my gender as an insult
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see itthis hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men
I wanna be
where the people are
Here’s part 2 of the 2014 upcoming horror post.