i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
serious question are there any other channels in england besides bbc
BBC News 24
Let’s not forget Dave and it’s catch up channel Dave ja vu
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
neat things about snails:
- they hibernate! it doesn’t even have to be winter either sometimes theyre just not really feeling it so they get extra gooey and sleep it off
- most snails live at least 5 years but if they aren’t eaten or squished they can keep on bein cool ass gastropods for up to 30 years!!
- they are very romantic. they won’t mate with another snail until they’ve gently communicated with one another, just talkin, for at least a couple hours
- they leave a trail of slime that reduces friction and actually lets them crawl upside down, around corners, and even across a razor blade without gettin hurt which verifies that they are, in fact, hardcore as hell
- every snail has both sets of reproductive organs but they need another snail to reproduce. they exchange sperm and both lay eggs after mating!
- they have thousands of teeth on their tongue which is actually kind of scary and makes me uncomfortable
- they will literally just eat dirt if there’s nothin better that’s how chill they are
- they are actually very buff and can lift things 10 times their weight
- they are moon creatures, they sleep all day and party all night
- they look extremely good in hats
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.